Online Dating Discoveries

One of my close friends thought it’d be fun to try online dating, so I thought . . . why not? She’s honestly the sort that was TOTALLY against online dating and she hardly ever tries anything new. For her to actually make an account and start trying out an app to find someone made me realize . . . that I should give this a shot too. At the end of the day, the two of us, including Selene, were totally . . . over this online dating. No more. Continue reading “Online Dating Discoveries”


Where the Grass is Greener: The Cutest/Weirdest Couple Ever

So, you’ve noticed that our blog post frequency has died down yet again. We have legit excuses. Out lives are boring — there’s nothing to talk about. However, in a random inspired moment, I thought — hey, if we’ve run out of materials for our own lives, let’s tell stories about the people around us. Specifically, the couples around us.

After brainstorming with @unjustnyx for names for this series, we came up with “Where the Grass is Greener”. As the originator of the idea, I have stepped up to the plate to write the first post in this series. And what other couple would be more fitting to start than our old friend Philosopher and his girlfriend. So here begins the story of the cutest/weirdest couple ever.

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The Weird Guy: A Hot Commodity

I’m not sure why the Weird Guy is such a hot commodity . . .

After this weekend trip with a few of my friends, I recently learned that this girl, who I’ll call Ms. Dependent, probably has a crush on the Weird Guy. She insists on asking him out on a fake “date” because she needs him to help her exchange an Iphone cord. Why does she have to find him? Well, he can speak French, but . . . Continue reading “The Weird Guy: A Hot Commodity”


I really don’t know how to categorize this situation, but I really think that it is harassment, a very sly form. For the past month and a bit more, I have been receiving half-eaten food in front of my door. I have no idea who it is from or how it even got there. I just know that once per week, usually around the weekends, I will see a few items there.

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Weird Guy, I Don’t Understand You

So my previous post was around ten days ago, and now I’m at a point where I really, really don’t know what in the world is going on with the Weird Guy. So many things happened at once that . . . I really don’t know where to begin. This is going to be a long post, so bear with me, but I guess it all started last week . . . Continue reading “Weird Guy, I Don’t Understand You”