It’s the wedding season — where millions of wedding photos flood your Facebook feed reminding people “Hey, I have someone that loves me enough to spend the rest of my life with me.”
Let’s not go into the hurt and envy that happens when a single person sees those person. I mean, I know its supposed to be a happy occasion — it’s the bride and groom’s day. They paid thousands upon thousands of dollars on that special day. They join in matrimony — a happy occasion, most definitely.
It’s amazing how a picture of a girl in a white wedding dress can induce a multitude of feelings ranging from happy to sad and everything in between. Lemme take a moment to rant though, in this safe zone.
Philosopher — for those of our readers who remember him (Quiet Boy’s best friend) — has recently gotten engaged with his girlfriend! YAY! EXCEPT THEIR ENGAGEMENT PHOTO MAKES ME SO ENVIOUS.
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If i see one more facebook update about being engaged or married. Imma flip some tables.
I’m sorry guys, I realize I’m being extremely bitter right now.